biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

33,696 notes + 8 hours ago

"Daniel Agger loves football, but he loves it on his terms and in a way that won’t compromise his values as a person."

213 notes + 8 hours ago

a series of oddly specific remus lupin headcanons

ameliepolain:

  • i think remus would be very quirky teenager looking, with scarring as well as acne scarring, kinda awkward and knobby
  • the kind of person that slouches when he stands because he wants to be smaller
  • i think remus would be very clumsy and would have lots of dings and bruises from bumping into things as well as from transformations. because he’s not used to his body really and it’s weird in all the worst places 
  • also he’d have weirdly dispersed freckles, maybe one next to his mouth one on his nose a couple under his eye one above his brow. he’d have a few on his back, legs, shoulders, neck, chest
  • i think his sweaters would all be moth eaten and tight in weird places and loose in equally as weird places, because they’d be handmedowns from his dad and his grandparents
  • remus would keep a journal of prank ideas, story ideas, feelings, indignant rants about not having feelings that he clearly has, sketches, doodles, to-do lists, funny jokes, funny things he’s noticed, really awful poetry that he’s written, poetry that he likes that he hasn’t written, etc
  • he would make TERRIBLE jokes, terrible ones, awful ones that make sirius piss himself
  • he would like to read but he’d be the kind of person that will go from reading a book in 3 hours to reading the same book for a month there is no in between
  • he would fall asleep in class A Lot
  • if you phrase something dangerous and against the rules as “an adventure” he would definitely be up for it 100% 
963 notes + 19 hours ago

anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal

375,502 notes + 19 hours ago

wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

72,288 notes + 19 hours ago

usa-nglophile:

Louis doesn’t look like he gives a shit if someone comes and steals his girl.

1,490 notes + 20 hours ago

STEAL MY BOY

dubai-larry:

/im sorry for doing this but what if you change one simple SHE for HE/
/it MATCHES PERFECTLY/
/im dying here/
/Louis I KNOW/

/I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW FOR SURE/

He’s been my prince since we were sixteen
We want the same things, we dream the same dreams, alright, alright
I got it all cause he is the one
His mom calls me love, his dad calls me son,
alright, alright I know, I know, I know for sure

Everybody wanna steal my boy
Everybody wanna take his heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one cause he belongs to me

Kisses that prince, his walk is so mean
And every jaw drops when he’s in those jeans, alright, alright
I don’t exist if I don’t have him
The sun doesn’t shine, the world doesn’t turn, alright, alright
But I know, I know, I know for sure

Everybody wanna steal my boy
Everybody wanna take his heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one cause he belongs to me

He knows, he knows
That I never let him down before
He knows, he knows
That I’m never gonna let them
take his love away from me now

Everybody wants to steal my boy
Everybody wants to take his heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Well find another one cause he belongs to me
2,786 notes + 21 hours ago

Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece, or cousin, I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm

5,309 notes + 21 hours ago
46,213 notes + 2 days ago

Actually felt pretty and cute and good last night, so here’s a picture because I’m vain ❤
edit: this picture is fucking huge, I’m sorry.

4 notes + 2 days ago
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